Public Places, by Will Stanton

Gee
willikers!  What am I supposed to write
about the topic “Public Places?”  We all
have been in public places many times all throughout our lives, unless one of
us always has lived under a rock.  Were
we expected to write about something we did that was wonderful and spectacular,
or was it something embarrassing? 
Regarding myself, I can’t think of anything exciting enough to be worthy
of describing.  I haven’t led the most
adventuresome life.
I
assume by the term “public places,” the person who selected the topic was
thinking of areas where there are lots of people around, where whatever
occurred was witnessed by a large number of people.  Well, I can relate incidents that I witnessed
or was told about that might have some modicum of interest to the
listeners.  So, here goes.
When
I was in college, I was friends with one guy, Jeff, and his younger brother,
Jim.  They had very different
personalities.  My friend often displayed
a weird sense of humor; his brother always preferred to appear more serious – –
– that is, until they were together. 
Occasionally when they got together, the situation turned into a folie
à 
deux, that is, a “madness shared by two.”  
Having been in Army ROTC, they both ended up as army lieutenants in
Vietnam.  Jeff returned first and rather
let himself go, not doing anything in particular, not bothering to shave, just
taking it easy.  Prim Jim, however,
returned in uniform expecting a similarly neatly dressed brother to pick him up
at the airport.  Instead, Jeff appeared
wearing an old, torn raincoat and looking bedraggled. Spotting
Jim, he shuffled over to him, mimicking a demented Quasimodo.  Jim, already terribly embarrassed, became
even more so when Jeff, imitating some kind of transient who was truly off his
rocker, mumbled in a very loud voice, “Can you tell me where the really big
planes are?”
  
Naturally,
everyone within ear-shot turned around to look, regarding Jeff with great
suspicion and discomfort.  I assume that
this incident qualifies for happening in a very public place, an airport with
hundreds of people around.  I hasten to
mention that this occurred long before 911, so Jeff was not hauled off by the
authorities.
Jeff
and Jim also were rather disdainful of university-fraternities.  I recall one day their walking together past
a row of fraternities where a large number of frat-brats were sitting out on
their porches.  Now, this was back in the
day when fear and disgust of homosexuals was far more prevalent than now.  Realizing that they were being watched, Jeff
and Jim suddenly threw their arms around each other and began dancing gayly
down the sidewalk, merrily singing.  The
expressions on those frat-brat guys’ faces were priceless, and I enjoyed seeing
it all.
Speaking
of gay, I wrote earlier about the gayest person I ever saw on campus.  In everyone’s eyes, Peter was obviously
gay.  He looked rather androgynous, had
long golden hair, and was considered remarkably beautiful.  His choice of cute little clothes added to
that perception.  But, Peter was far
different from most gays at the time. 
People found him to be so remarkable looking that he had gained a
surprising sense of self-esteem and confidence. 
Usually,
people simply stared at Peter in astonishment.  If
anyone might have said something nasty to him, I imagine
that Peter did not let it bother him.  He apparently
rarely had any such experiences.  I do know
of one occasion, however.
I
recall one evening walking into a campus-bar where
both
straight and a few gays went. I saw Peter entering ahead of me.  Once inside, some college-stud, sitting with
his date, looked at Peter in complete disgust, and said
in a loud voice, “Look, here comes a fagot!”  Everyone
turned to look at the speaker and Peter.
As
Peter passed by, and without hesitation, he spoke up loudly stating, “This man
just called me a ‘fagot.’  Yes, he called
me a ‘fagot.’  What is a ‘fagot’?  Can someone tell me what a ‘fagot’ is?”  Everyone stared at the homophobic
college-stud, whose face quickly had turned a deep red.  He then sank down in his chair, as though he
wished he could disappear, thoroughly humiliated.   Peter, head held high, proceeded on by to
seek out some friends.  There sure were a
lot of people in that public place, and stud-guy sure drew a lot of attention
to himself that he didn’t plan on.
Last
of all, I remember my trip to Fort Lauderdale for spring-break from
college.  Late one afternoon and evening,
I was at a night-spot on the beach.  In
addition to lots of college guys, there also were some older, wealthy Cuban
emigré-men, all enjoying themselves.  I
noticed a young stud who looked no older than seventeen, very buff and very
smooth, wearing a tiny swimming suit.  He
occasionally dove elegantly, smoothly into a small swimming pool.  Then he would climb out, deliberately seeming
to ignore the crowd, and quietly stroll around the rim of the pool as though he
were on parade at a fashion-show.  He
knew exactly what he was doing.  With
regularity, one or other of the Cubans would walk over to him and slip a
large-denomination bill into the boy’s tiny swimsuit.  This went on for a while.  Finally, he must have received some rather
impressive amount because he quietly proceeded to strip naked, stand for a
moment to be admired, and then smoothly dove into the pool.
Well,
I would say that night-spot certainly qualified as a public place, and he
certainly drew attention from the crowd. 
I can understand why, too.  Hey!  I’d be satisfied just having a body like
that, even without all that money.
© 17 May 2016  
About the Author 
I have had a life-long fascination with
people and their life stories.  I also
realize that, although my own life has not brought me particular fame or
fortune, I too have had some noteworthy experiences and, at times, unusual
ones.  Since I joined this Story Time
group, I have derived pleasure and satisfaction participating in the group.  I do put some thought and effort into my
stories, and I hope that you find them interesting.

One Summer Afternoon, by Ricky

During 1956 and 57, I
spent my summer mornings and afternoons riding with my grandfather on his
tractor as he worked the farm.  During
the harvest season, I would ride on the hay wagon and help stack bales of hay
as they came off the baler until the stacks became too high for me to lift;
usually two bales high was all that I could handle.  If I wasn’t on the wagon, I would walk along
the hay baler figuring out what all the different moving parts did to make the
bales.  I certainly got lots of exercise.
One summer afternoon in 1963, my
scout troop participated in a scout-show event in Placerville, the seat of
government for El Dorado County, California. 
That particular year, President Kennedy had honored the Marine Corps’
achievement of hiking 50-miles in 24-hours. 
He then challenged the youth of the country to get physically fit.  Since “Physically Strong” is part of the
Scout Oath, our troop chose the theme of “physical fitness” for the event. We
conducted a few fitness events at the show. 
Among them were scaling a wall-like barrier and fitness competitions
such as push-ups and sit-ups, et cetera.
Naturally, in the months
prior to the scout-show all scouts participated in physical fitness efforts so
we could perform better than those other scouts who would accept the challenges
of the tests.  With the help of our adult
leaders, we also had to build the wall-like barrier and then practicing to
become strong enough to get over it.
Now this bit of wall was
made using 2×4’s for the frame and its supports, which were designed to make
the barrier stable and not fall over when scouts were attempting to climb over
the top.   Attached to the frame were a
mix of 4-inch and 6-inch wide by ½-inch thick planks.  One of the planks was of the
tongue-and-groove type, which resulted in a very thin “lip” or overhang between
the two adjoining planks about 3-feet up from the bottom of the wall.  The whole apparatus was about 6-feet wide and
7-feet tall.  The wall’s design required
the younger (meaning shorter) scouts to jump high and grab the top of the wall
and then pull themselves up and swing their legs over the top and drop down the
other side, thus building leg and upper body strength.  We provided a small ramp for the really short
scouts to use until their leg muscles improved in strength.  On the back side we also placed a 4-inch
thick mattress on the ground to cushion the landings or falls from the top of
the wall. 
Once the wall was
finished, we all gathered outside to test ourselves against the wall.  Scouts would repeatedly take turns scaling
the wall, while I stood at the side of the landing area to assist in breaking
the fall of anyone who had trouble. 
Eventually, someone noticed that I was not taking a turn.  In all truthfulness, I had planned not to go
over the wall and display just how weak my upper body really was.  Not only was I the Senior Patrol Leader, but
also the oldest boy in the troop and I was very self-conscious.  However, once it was noticed, they all
insisted I also go over the wall.
Consequently, I did some
quick thinking and decided to give my arms a break.  So, I moved back from the wall and ran
towards it gaining momentum and then jumped up and forward, placing my right
foot on that little “lip” of space on the plank and lifting myself upwards with
my leg only, grabbing the wall top with both hands while swinging my legs over
the top, thus clearing the wall sideways by several inches, when my momentum
promptly pulled my hands from the top and I fell to the mattress landing hard
on my hands and knees.  No one was on
that side of the wall and when I did not reappear immediately, the scoutmaster
and several boys came around to see why. 
Even with the bad landing I was okay; just a bit stunned.  Once they saw I was okay, everyone expressed
their enjoyment of my “flying” over the wall and then they all tried to do
it.  I felt that I had proven that I
could do it, so I never did it again. 
(That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.)  Now back to the scout-show.
The sit-up area was one
of our most popular events and many scouts from other troops took-up the
challenge to see how many they could do. 
In the end, Lyle Radtke from our troop took top honors.  Late in the morning, he came to the booth and
accomplished 100 sit-ups, the most up to that time.  Lyle returned about an hour later and saw
that some other scout had done 150.  This
did not sit well with him, so he decided to “raise the bar” so high that no one
else could cross it.  In about
20-minutes, Lyle completed another 300 sit-ups. 
These were no bent-knee sit-ups, but full prone, hands behind your head
and sit up and bending until your elbows touched your knees style sit-ups.  I watched him accomplish this feat.  It was like watching a pendulum.  He would flip forward and then flop back,
flip, flop, flip, flop, flip, flop a complete cycle taking about
two-seconds.  He only began to slow down
the pace as he approached the 290 count. 
After he reached 300, he got up and walked away while we wrote his name
and count on the butcher-paper display. 
When I saw him in school the next day, he could not stand up straight as
his abdominal muscles kept him bent over more than just slightly.
Also in 1963, the Lake
Tahoe basin was experiencing a strong Indian Summer phenomena.  That year it did not snow or even get cold
until well into January of 1964.  In
fact, I have a photograph of our family standing in front of the tree in our
backyard on Christmas day while wearing cutoffs and t-shirts.  In any case, this particular day changed
everything for me.  It was November 22nd
and I was in high school biology class taking an exam when another teacher, Al
Hildinger, opened the door and yelled out that President Kennedy had been
shot.  It was an hour or so later when we
heard that he was dead.  The biology
teacher made us all retake a different test the next day because according to
him we all did extremely poorly on the first one the day before.
Some of my favorite
summer afternoons were going to local parks, children’s museums, swimming
pools, and touristy places like Disney World with my family.  All those memories are special to me and all
are equally my favorite although perhaps each for slightly different reasons.
I suppose that since this
group is about how we developed into the persons we are today and it also is
about our sexual orientation, I should include something about sex as the
weekly topic title just screams out for writing about those delicious summer days
when romance developed.  So here is a bit
of a teaser.  One summer afternoon, my
wife and I were traveling from Lake Tahoe towards the coast when we decided to
pull off the highway and take a small, dirt, forest road into the trees, lay
out a blanket and get busy.  Once
decided, we actually did it.
This past week, I had
three wonderful days celebrating my new status of being old enough to be a senior
citizen on every restaurant menu.  I am
very grateful for those three days. 
© 17 June 2013 
About the Author 
 I was born in June of 1948 in Los Angeles, living first in Lawndale
and then in Redondo Beach.  Just prior to
turning 8 years old in 1956, I was sent to live with my grandparents on their
farm in Isanti County, Minnesota for two years during which time my parents
divorced.
When united with my mother and stepfather two years later
in 1958, I lived first at Emerald Bay and then at South Lake Tahoe, California,
graduating from South Tahoe High School in 1966.  After three tours of duty with the Air Force,
I moved to Denver, Colorado where I lived with my wife and four children until
her passing away from complications of breast cancer four days after the 9-11-2001
terrorist attack.
I came out as a gay man in the summer of 2010.   I find writing these memories to be
therapeutic.
My story blog is, TheTahoeBoy.Blogspot.com.

Surprising and Compelling, by Phillip Hoyle

In
the boys’ dorm at the church-related college I attended (actually an
undergraduate co-educational seminary), guys spent an inordinate amount of time
talking about their requirements in a mate. They wanted wives who were
personable, outgoing, good with children and old folks, dedicated to Christian
education, musically adept, and deeply spiritual. I found myself put off by their
calculations that seemed like job descriptions for a ministerial assistant, not
a life partner, and I wondered if any of them could ever be satisfied with the
slim pickin’s at our tiny school. There just weren’t that many pianists. In
this rarefied microcosm of the church, I wondered how anyone could judge the
interest and ability related to children and elders. Perhaps spirituality could
be observed there, but I doubted the accuracy of such evaluations in the
religious hothouse of a miniscule Bible college. None of these standards seemed
helpful. And what about the real young women? Did they count? Or was this
decision process just another tired topic of a worn out bull session?
I
was aware of the women at the school. My first year there I saw musical talent
in a couple of them but not a personality I could imagine surviving in any of
them. The second year my roommate told me about a new student who was very
spiritual (his word). He thought I should meet her. We met. She certainly was
spirited (but of course that might not meet some criteria of spiritual). We
both liked Coca Cola so started having some Coke dates as they were called. In
our conversations and interactions I observed and really liked her deep independence.
And her! Eventually we married and enjoyed a loving, peaceful, and event-filled
life together for twenty-nine years. She turned out to be spectacularly able as
a minister herself but with no tolerance for the endless meetings that
characterize church work in large congregations. But all that that was years
ago. I separated from my wife and left my career as a minister.
I
then moved into a new gay life and wondered about things like dating and
relationships. I had affairs with men before and figured they might hold some
clues for me. For instance, the first guy I really fell in love with surprised
me with his nasal sometimes whiny voice and effeminate gestures. I wasn’t
really put off by them but surprised that I was perhaps even attracted to them?
We shared similar educational backgrounds; both saw ourselves as liberal, both
on the same vocational track, both married, and both obviously interested in
one another. We laughed easily and wanted to spend time together, time alone
together.
The
second guy I got very into surprised me by being chubby. Still I found
compelling his humor, smile, energy, and openness to me. I enjoyed his pursuit
of me and saw how his access to our home (being first a friend of my wife) to
be advantageous. And as we moved into sexual intimacy, his positioning away
from romantic feelings seemed wise for I was not planning to break up my family.
The
third guy surprised me with his tall and skinny stature, his emotionalism, his
idealism in love, and his overly-deep needs. One friend aptly described him as
a black hole of need. I found especially compelling his art and music talents, his
business and financial sense, his attraction to me, and his mental and
emotional intensity. I also loved him.
In
the years after my separation from my wife, the fourth guy surprised me with
his nasal whine, and eventually with his not being out to his family. His
compelling traits included his droll humor, art, cleanliness, network of
friends, and interest in sex. Of course, there was his attraction to me and
mine to him. With him I developed my first full-out, live-in relationship with
a man I loved.
The
fifth guy surprised me with his high-pitched scratchy voice that I found cute
and his lack of money management that I found strange in a person with a
business degree. He thrillingly compelled me with his personal beauty,
openness, exotic background, deep interest in sex, and his sense of freedom. We
deeply loved one another.
There
were many more factors and influences in all these gay relationships, and there
were a few other men over the years, men with whom I never lived but did attain
an important sense of connection. In compiling my list of surprising and
compelling traits I found out that I don’t have much of a list of preferences,
certainly not ones for a bull session! I also saw clearly that I like the less
ordinary—those unexpected surprises discovered in almost any person—and I
respond favorably to bright humor. I like to be liked—call it love. That’s what
I consider it. More than  that, my
current partnership with Jim shows me I like being connected with
family, like not worrying over the financial habits of my partner, and like the
thing I am best at—accommodating myself to the diverse lives of those with whom
I choose to live.
© 22 July 2014 
About
the Author
 

Phillip Hoyle
lives in Denver and spends his time writing, painting, and socializing. In
general he keeps busy with groups of writers and artists. Following thirty-two
years in church work and fifteen in a therapeutic massage practice, he now
focuses on creating beauty. He volunteers at The Center leading the SAGE
program “Telling Your Story.”

Raindrops, by Gillian

How can it be that any
time I hear the word rain, I am immediately transported back to my
youthful years in Britain    I must say,
though, that in my memories of rain there and then, raindrops are not
writ large. In my memories, rain does not arrive in gentle, single, drops.  It comes in more or less solid sheets which
saw and slap disdainfully at any exposed skin and soak all clothing in mere
seconds. But that is the essence of raindrops, is it not? Like oh so many
things, they are relatively unnoticed in ones and twos but when they gather
together – watch out!
Where I lived, at least,
umbrellas were rarely seen. They serve little purpose against slashing, driving
rain which comes from a different direction instantly and often. And anyway, in
a farming community, who has hands free to handle flailing umbrellas? Might as
well expect to see firemen and soldiers huddled beneath the things.
Much more practical to
‘bundle up’ against the weather the best you can; a rain hat of some variety, a
completely waterproof plastic or oilskin coat over your other clothes
providing layers for warmth as well as dryness, and a pair of sturdy rubber
boots up to your knees. And all that might be effective against mere raindrops,
but against those horizontal waves of water it stands no chance. A few moments
of exposure and the water is pouring down inside collar and boots, the only
difference being that your clothes are getting soaked from the inside out
rather than from the outside in.
But, other than cricket
and tennis, I rarely recall anything being cancelled because of rain. Well,
you’d never get to do anything, would you? I remember county shows with
apparently obliviously-contented sheep and cattle steaming in the pouring rain,
while critical farmers proclaimed their opinions and puffed hopelessly on pipes
which sizzled sullenly, all hint of flame long extinguished. Meanwhile we kids
slipped and slid and frolicked and rolled in the wonderful sticky, stinky, mud,
and would have felt quite cheated should the sun have had the temerity to drive
away the rain.
It is a truly rare thing
to hear a Brit complain about the rain.
‘Grand drop of rain,
this,’ they’ll say, appreciatively, and the completely serious response will
be, ‘Ay. Good for the garden.’
Has nobody noticed that
it’s been absolutely bucketing down for a week now and every garden is awash? I
actually believe it’s some kind of national collective denial over how bad the
weather in Britain actually is. A wit once remarked that the difference between
summer and winter there is that the rain isn’t quite as cold in the summer. I
truly do enjoy rain, but then I live in Colorado where a ‘grand drop of rain’ really
can be a rare and beautiful thing.
I usually trawl the
internet for quotes, when we have a topic such as this one. One of many rather
gooey sickly-sweet ones I came across, was; life isn’t about waiting for the
storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain. Which, I guess, makes
the Brits the best dancers in the world.
  
© 16 Apr 2016 
About
the Author
 
  

 I
was born and raised in England. After graduation from college there, I moved to
the U.S. and, having discovered Colorado, never left. I have lived in the
Denver-Boulder area since 1965, working for 30-years at IBM. I married, raised
four stepchildren, then got divorced after finally, in my forties, accepting
myself as a lesbian. I have been with
my wonderful partner Betsy for thirty-years. We have been married since 2013.

Choices – Illustrated T-Shirts, by Will Stanton

In many years of my observing
how people dress, especially young people, I have found that they very often
advertise their personalities and beliefs by their choices of T-shirts with
pictures and messages.  Other than
wearing obligatory T-shirts with the logos of the places where some of them
work, peoples’ choices of T-shirts are as varied as are the people themselves.
Maybe it should not be
surprising to me that many young guys wear T-shirts that display bold
profanity, especially that over-used, four-letter word.  I also don’t understand so many people’s
fascination with skulls.  Some of the
images, as well, often are obscene.  Back
in the days when one Neanderthal used to be friends with me, his Christmas gift
to me was a four-panel, boldly colored T-shirt displaying bare butts and four
kinds of farts.  I’m not quite sure why
he felt I would find this T-shirt charming, but it certainly does represent the
way he thinks.
T-shirts with sports logos are
very popular among a certain group of people whose lives revolve around
mega-businesses posing as sports teams. 
Naturally in Denver, I see beer-drinking fat guys and spindly legged
septuagenarians proudly wearing overly-expensive Broncos T-shirts, hats, or coats.  The more cosmopolitan wear international
soccer shirts.    
A certain kind of people seem
compelled to wear clothes with political statements.  At the time of this writing, there appear to
be a large number of people sporting T-shirts and ball-caps stating “Trump – –
Make America Great Again,” which sounds to me to be an oxymoron.
I never have cared to wear
T-shirts out in public.  To begin with,
most of them have no pockets.  I need
places to stow my cell-phone, along with a number of other items that do not
fit conveniently into my pants pockets. 
Still, I once bought a knit shirt with collars that displayed the Gryffindor
emblem; but that was a hundred pounds ago, and I don’t wear it.
My friend John seems to prefer
wearing T-shirts as often as possible, so I found for him one with an elegantly
painted scene of timber-wolves, similar to the picture here.  Also, we both enjoyed the comedy-movie
“Moonrise Kingdom” that included a whole pack of boys who were members of the
fictional “Khaki Scouts of North America;” so I found where he could acquire
one on-line, and he soon was wearing it.
  
 
Some -T-shirts messages
occasionally are clever, such as, “Never judge a book by its movie.”  Then, there were, “I’m a virgin.  This is an old T-shirt;” “I’m not gay, but
$20 is $20;” and “Duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle it.”  My mother was an English teacher, and she
taught me that I always should remember and use good English.  So, I suppose one T-shirt appropriate for me
would be the one I saw that says, “I’m silently correcting your grammar.”   For those with an interest in Roman history,
there was the one that stated, “I’m being raised by wolves;” and it included a
drawing of Romulus and Remus being suckled by a she-wolf.
Famous comedy-writer Bruce
Vilanch, who for years was in high demand by many Hollywood celebrities to
write truly funny jokes for them, reportedly had closets containing thousands
of custom-made T-shirts with his original comedic quips.  Another person with a huge number of T-shirts
(but also including regular shirts, jackets, ball-caps) is my acquaintance
Larry who has suffered his whole life with trains-on-the-brains.  I have to admit, however, that many of the
train images are quite eye-catching.  Any
railroad will do, but he especially is fond of anything with Union
Pacific.  There also is a shirt for
frustrated computer-users that states, “My computer beat me at chess, but it
was no match at Karate;” and it portrays an angry user kicking the hell out of
his computer.
     
 
I know people who are nuts
about dogs or cats, and there are plenty of T-shirts with pictures of
them.  To this day, the cartoon-dog
Snoopy still is popular.  I am somewhat
puzzled by how many people wish to display images implying death.  Are these people nihilistic?  I suppose that it’s inevitable these days
that many shirts announce pro-marijuana slogans.  And of course, some people wish to declare
their great admiration for various “rock-noisicians.“
Some people choose T-shirts
with portraits of cultural icons. 
Someone in my book club once gave me a T-shirt with the name and image
of the writer Kafka on it.  I wore it
once or twice when he was around, merely out of politeness.  I’ve seen T-shirts with pictures of James
Dean on them.  Now that’s going back in
time, but he is still cool. 
Going back even further in
time, there still are people, both in 
Russia and elsewhere, who have feelings for the murdered Romanov royals and wear
T-shirts with elegant images of Czar Nicholas II or his son Alexei.  Then, I recall seeing a humorous shirt that
was captioned, “Marx, Lenin.”  In this
case, however, the pictures were of Groucho Marx and John Lenin.
I wouldn’t be surprised that,
within this group, there is at least one person who is a fan of
the Australian hard-rock band
AC/DC.  I saw an inspirationally
conceived T-shirt that states in big, bold letters, “AC/DC.”  Above that, however, are portraits
of the Serbian-American, genius-inventor Nikola Tesla and DC-proponent Thomas
Edison.  I thought this one to be quite
clever.  Of course, AC/DC has another connotation
as well. 
Logically, the vast majority
of T-shirts are created to make money.  Considering that fact, I would think that a
company first conducts market-research to
determine that there is a large enough
market to cover the manufacturing cost
and to make a profit.

If that is the case, I am surprised
by the apparent popularity of
the T-shirt I stumbled upon that sports a
large symbol of the 12th
Hitler-Youth Panzer Division. Do boys actually buy and wear
those T-shirts?  They either don’t care what people think, or they are
demonstrating that typical teenage
irrational boldness. 
There are some remarkably
creative images that some T-shirt-artists have come up with.  For example, I found an image of one that
appears to eliminate the stomach section of one’s torso and replaces it with an
image of just a section of spine, a little creepy but very
effective.  
Good music is a particular
passion of mine, so those T-shirts with music-related pictures and captions
have captured my attention.  There was
one of Beethoven with his quotation, “To play without passion is inexcusable.” 
Then there was the rather cute
one for members of boys’ choirs.  Printed on it was a musical treble clef, and
below it the caption read, “Here comes treble!”
I mentioned once before in an
earlier piece that, some time ago, I met a waiter whose musical passion was the
more obscure and currently less popular genre of Baroque
opera.  His father was an opera-tenor; and he, too,
was unusually passionate about Baroque vocal
music. Their greatest opera-hero was the
superlative soprano-castrato Carlo Broschi, stage-name
“Farinelli.” 
He very much wanted to have
some high-quality T-shirts printed up with
Farinelli’s portrait.  When he told me the caption that he
wished to print below the picture, I concluded
that it took first prize for irony: “It take
balls to be a castrato.”    
So, those were only a few
examples of T-shirt choices. For fun, I really would like to look into Bruce
Vilanch’s T-shirt closet.  I could take
pictures of some really funny images and captions. 
Also, I suppose if I were to
wake up tomorrow morning to find that I had turned into some teenage kid, I
might consider wearing T-shirts.  That’s
not likely.  I’ll stick with boring
shirts with pockets, buttons, and collars.
© 07 May 2016 
About
the Author
 
I have had a life-long fascination with
people and their life stories.  I also
realize that, although my own life has not brought me particular fame or
fortune, I too have had some noteworthy experiences and, at times, unusual
ones.  Since I joined this Story Time
group, I have derived pleasure and satisfaction participating in the group.  I do put some thought and effort into my
stories, and I hope that you find them interesting.

Time, by Ricky

“It’s about time.  It’s about space.  About two men in the strangest place.*. . .” 
Well, it’s about
time! 
Have you been
waiting a long time?  I’m sorry to have
kept you waiting, but the time got away from me.  Do you know where it went?
No I don’t, for
time waits for no one. 
Can I catch it
if I hurry? 
No.  Time marches on. 
But perhaps, if
I run? 
No.  Time also flies on wings of lightning so
don’t let it pass you by.
My minister once quoted God as
saying, “Time exists for the convenience of man.”  Personally, I find it inconvenient as I’m
often not on-time, sometimes I’m in-time, but never late for a timely meal. 
What is time anyway? 
I have heard that time is that property
of physics, which keeps everything from happening all at once.  If there were no time,
life would be short indeed.
A famous Air Force general
once told his staff, “Don’t worry, if you can’t get your work assignments
completed between 0800 and 1700, you can always finish them from 1700 to 0800.” 
It is said that “time is
money.”  I have very little money so I
guess that’s why I have no time.  If I
don’t have time to do something correctly the first time, how will I ever find
the time to do it over?  
Do you have the
time?
Not really.  I have two watches so I’m never sure what
time it is. 
Riddle me this: “Time flies, but you can’t.  They don’t travel in straight lines.” 
“Holy Mollie, Batman.” 
“Don’t swear
Robin.” 
Will the Dynamic
Duo solve that puzzle?  Tune in next
week; same bat time; same bat station. 
Well, it’s time to end our
show, so say goodnight, Gracie.
“Goodnight everyone.”
 
After all is said
and done, it’s still about time. 
Time’s up.
*To
hear the original TV theme song “It’s About Time” click on the link below.
© 20 May 2013 
About the Author 
I was born in June of 1948 in Los Angeles, living first in Lawndale
and then in Redondo Beach.  Just prior to
turning 8 years old in 1956, I was sent to live with my grandparents on their
farm in Isanti County, Minnesota for two years during which time my parents
divorced.
When united with my mother and stepfather two years later
in 1958, I lived first at Emerald Bay and then at South Lake Tahoe, California,
graduating from South Tahoe High School in 1966.  After three tours of duty with the Air Force,
I moved to Denver, Colorado where I lived with my wife and four children until
her passing away from complications of breast cancer four days after the 9-11-2001
terrorist attack.
I came out as a gay man in the summer of 2010.   I find writing these memories to be
therapeutic.
My story blog is, TheTahoeBoy.Blogspot.com.

Memorial Day, by Ray S

It is hard to remember the real
reason for this national holiday, especially considering all the events that
have been tacked on to this Monday celebration. Originally a day of remembrance
of Americas’ war veterans and families, was simply called “Decoration Day.”
But, due to becoming a three-day
holiday by US Government decree, it soon became a day of numerous other
activities. No longer just an annual trip to the cemetery but a stop at the
shopping mall, used car lot, picnic and/or campgrounds, beach, and of course
sporting events, most importantly the Indianapolis 500.
So here we gather to celebrate
besides all of the above, also each other’s friendship and sharing so many
diverse stories. “The best of times is now.” And right now is the time to
remember all of our fallen comrades for their sacrifices in the name of
patriotic cause, whatever that may be and according to someone’s needs or
belief.
In light of that, probably each of
us can recall a friend, family member, or loved one lost in one of our
country’s causes or conflicts, whether self-inflicted or in self-defense.
The
question that keeps growing larger and more insistent in my mind is WHY MUST IT
BE?
Certainly our nation’s graveyards
record the names of our forefathers and foremothers. But why must the
cemeteries and memorials be filled with men and women sent to their graves by
war? It is an unanswerable question that humanity has pondered forever. The
seeming obvious solutions are, as we have seen, impracticable. What a waste in
the name of nationalism, religions, or some sociopath’s conquest of the masses’
minds.
These are the very many colors of
my Decoration Day: a time to remember and again as I have written, a time to
rejoice in one another. Submitted humbly and with love to all of you, I remain
sincerely ME.
© 30
May 2016
 
About the Author 

The Big Bang, by Phillip Hoyle

I
don’t easily relate to the expression “The Big Bang” because it sounds too much
like a public relations title for a military campaign, religious movement, or
rock group. It lacks the respect that my theistic background would deem
necessary for anyone’s cosmological explanation. Ironically, the idea was first
conceived by the Belgian Roman Catholic priest and scientist Georges Lemaître. Other
scientists kept working with the idea that eventually was called the Big Bang
by some distant relative of mine, Fred Hoyle, for a 1949 BBC radio show on
cosmology. The theory was denounced by most American fundamentalists as
atheistic. Eventually Roman Catholic and protestant proponents of a variety of
creative evolution approaches offered more sanely conciliatory ways to view the
Big Bang idea. There’s much more to it, but I’m not here to philosophize;
rather I’m here to tell a story—the story of my own Big Bang.
In
contrast to the Big Bang of science, mine did not begin at birth (although my
mother may have had a conservative view of my life as beginning at coitus). My
big bang took place in a San Antonio motel room when I was thirty-two years
old. That night I for the first time got posteriorly assaulted. But do not
mistake my use of the verb assaulted. I wanted it to happen.
My
primordial homosexual atom showed itself present a long time earlier, if not as
early as my mom’s experience, certainly when I began to respond to men as a
sexual, emotional, and relational necessity. My awareness began to take form
when running around with my childhood best friend and learning to kiss with my
male teenage lover. It matured when I experienced what I supposed were
extraordinary attractions to men in my young adult years, feelings that went
far beyond the pangs of sexual desire toward some fuller kind of love like that
described in a poem of the biblical hero David who at the death of his adult
friend Jonathan lamented, “your love to me was wonderful/passing the love of
women” (2 Samuel 1:26 NRSV). I had a quite fulfilling life with my wife and
kids, but still I knew I was missing more, a missing that felt fundamentally
important.
That
night in the motel I came to understand something more I needed. That night I
had kisses and the open male-to-male sex I wanted with an adult. The man, a
really bright, educated minister and a passionately expressive lover introduced
me to the complications of gay life I had read about and was in that motel
experiencing. I was thrilled and fascinated. Apparently it was something
different for him as well—not the sex of it—for he had lived in New York City
as a young man and I’m sure there he learned or at least practiced up on the
ways of gay sex. He had settled into a straight life with gay sex on the side.
But the night of my Big Bang he also experienced something extraordinary that
prompted him to say, “I think I could fall in love with you.”
Like
in the scientific theory, the bang set off an unending series of results. I was
quite taken by him, especially when he followed up later with a contact to see
how I was doing. His care seemed more than pastoral. I would fantasize much
more from our connection but in a couple of subsequent phone calls I heard in
his voice the workings of guilt feelings. At that point I cut off our potential
affair. I wasn’t going to mess up my marriage and developing career to run
around with a guilt-mongering and perhaps paranoid person even if he was male
and sexy and smart. Besides I already had a man I loved and who loved me
although we didn’t have sex.
The
Big Bang opened me to a world of gay complication, something both like and unlike
the Eden preached by heterosexual-championing, marriage-normalizing clergy and Sunday
school teachers, to say nothing of American culture and law. It taught me that
all life occurs in an expanding universe that is potentially as treacherous as it
can be satisfying. That universe continues to move me into much more life and
imagination. I don’t say this as a slogan, but it has been a never-ending
process of expansion since my big bang night. That expansion is the truth I
continue to live.
© 22 July 2014 
About
the Author
 
Phillip Hoyle
lives in Denver and spends his time writing, painting, and socializing. In
general he keeps busy with groups of writers and artists. Following thirty-two
years in church work and fifteen in a therapeutic massage practice, he now
focuses on creating beauty. He volunteers at The Center leading the SAGE
program “Telling Your Story.”
He also blogs at artandmorebyphilhoyle.blogspot.com 

10 Good Things About Being LGBTQ, by Lewis

[I found the topic “Blue Skies” to be a
bit too “pie in the sky” for me to think of anything to muse about.  Therefore, I have decided to take up a
subject that was suggested by someone as a way to overcome some of the sadness
and negativity brought on by the Orlando Pulse Club massacre.]

1.              
1.  Not being straight (roads are always more fun when
curved).
2.  Not needing help to put an outfit together.
3.  Being able to enjoy “chic flicks” even when not a chic.
4.  Having friends of the other gender without all the
bullshit that goes with romance.
5.  Never having to shop for fishing gear.
6.  Being able to mix with both genders at parties.
7.  Never being chastised for not putting the toilet seat
down.
8.  Being able to trade clothes with my lover.
9.  Feeling special without doing anything special.
10.  Coming to Storytellers every Monday.
© 27 Jun 2016 
About
the Author
 
I came to the
beautiful state of Colorado out of my native Kansas by way of Michigan, the
state where I married and I came to the beautiful state of Colorado out of my
native Kansas by way of Michigan, the state where I married and had two
children while working as an engineer for the Ford Motor Company. I was married
to a wonderful woman for 26 happy years and suddenly realized that life was
passing me by. I figured that I should make a change, as our offspring were
basically on their own and I wasn’t getting any younger. Luckily, a very
attractive and personable man just happened to be crossing my path at that
time, so the change-over was both fortuitous and smooth.
Soon after, I
retired and we moved to Denver, my husband’s home town. He passed away after 13
blissful years together in October of 2012. I am left to find a new path to
fulfillment. One possibility is through writing. Thank goodness, the SAGE
Creative Writing Group was there to light the way.

Purple, by Gillian

Purple is passé, or so it seemed to me as I
trolled through my brain for thoughts of it for today’s topic. It’s the color
once worn by the rulers of the Byzantine and later the Roman Empire, both long
gone. Purple was once the color associated with royalty, but most royal
families are now long gone. Queen Elizabeth struggles on, God love her. Not a
fashion statement at her best, her carefully matched purse which she
unfailingly carries appears to be of the same style she favored in the 1950’s.
But even one as traditional as she, does not wear purple excessively.
When black was no longer
absolutely mandatory wear for funerals and periods of mourning, purple crept in
in its stead, here and there. But those days have also gone. There are no
longer rules, even unwritten ones, telling us what we must wear to a funeral;
anything goes.
Way back in my youth
there was this ridiculous song Purple People Eater, I imagine most people in
this room remember it well. It was #1 on the pop charts in 1958. Why,
for God’s sake?
A song about this
one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater? Were it to make a comeback
today, which I cannot envision, it would doubtless be taken as innuendo and
much made of eating purple people. But back in the innocent ’50’s most of us
sang along without a thought. One more piece of purple now extinguished, and I
certainly cannot say that I regret it’s passing.
Another purple horror is
purple prose. It’s a term used for flowery, over-descriptive writing,
especially that filled with euphemisms with reference to sex. This abounds in
romance novels, especially those set in the past when no-one ever spoke aloud
of intimate body parts and acts.
I found a wonderful online article about it, in which Deb Stover warns all writers to use it sparingly.* She talks of breasts being referred to as ‘mounds’ and erection as ‘arousal’,
of a penis as ‘his sex’, or ‘his love tool’. Wait for it, it gets worse. She cites
such examples as, ‘the raging beast of his desire’, and, ‘the raging monster of
his lust’!  Good Lord! No wonder
Victorian mothers told their daughters just to lie on their back and think of
England!
All in all, I’m not
coming up with much to mourn in the passing of purple. And let’s not confuse
purple with violet. Violet is OUR color. Violet is a ‘real’ or spectral color
with it’s own wavelength on the visible spectrum of light. Purple, in the
strictest sense of optics, does not exist. It can only be produced, apparently,
as a composite color by combining red and blue.
One purple tradition
which I would love to see disappear for lack of need is that of the Purple
Heart presented to those in the military who are wounded or killed during their
time of service. This includes all those from the time the U.S. entered WW1 to
the present, and numbers over two million. Next year will be exactly a century
that the Purple Heart has been in existence. I sincerely pray it may be
abolished, or at least used rarely, in the following century; not because I
wish not to honor our war dead and injured, but simply because I want it all to
go away. I want the wars to end. I want us all to live in peace. But you have
all heard my peacenik rantings before so I’ll end right here and take a break.
Then I think I’ll
practice up a bit on my purple prose.
© 7 Mar 2016 
About
the Author
 
 I
was born and raised in England. After graduation from college there, I moved to
the U.S. and, having discovered Colorado, never left. I have lived in the
Denver-Boulder area since 1965, working for 30-years at IBM. I married, raised
four stepchildren, then got divorced after finally, in my forties, accepting
myself as a lesbian. I have been with
my wonderful partner Betsy for thirty-years. We have been married since 2013.