All About the Wonderful World of Fact(s) by Jon Krey

To begin
with I’ve never seen a fact that is, in fact, a fact. Factually there are
always questions about facts and that’s a fact.

As a matter of fact I dealt with facts back when I was
working. Facts are a necessity in my former fact laced field.

However, I’m never sure about the facts either. Once while
depending on some facts to be sent by fax I found that the fax didn’t get…
the…facts….to me in time to present the… uhh…facts… printed by the fax. This
didn’t sit well with the court who needed the facts from the fax factually so I
could present these….same …facts….to the court since those…. facts …which determined
the factual decision made by the  judge…who…would…judge
the…facts…

He already knew that most facts are NOT factual anyway and
so when the fax failed to submit…these….facts for me he’d already made up his
mind based on what he knew about…the… facts…and made the proper decision based
on the facts, or lack of facts as he knew those… facts… to… be?!

Therefore, in the end not having the facts because the damned
fax machine didn’t work…was, was …….faxually…nonfactual…….

Oh, factity factity,
factity, fax! I’m losing my faxing mind so JUST FACT or FAX IT! I don’t care!!!!! I’m sick to death of
“facts” sent by fax and nothing but the….f,f,f,f,f.

Forget it! I already
have.  Shit!

© 29 April 2013