Eavesdropping, by Gillian

I say the days of
eavesdropping are over. Like so many other things, it is obsolete; extinct.
Voices yell intimacies into smartphones, while people’s every thought, word,
and deed, flood from Facebook and Twitter. We have entered an era more of anti-eavesdropping;
of trying not to hear the intimate details of everyone’s life; their
every opinion. Not long after the last Superbowl a friend and I met for lunch.
The business- men at the next table were so raucous in their analysis of the
game that we had to move to another table. Next to that one, two women talked
incessantly, almost as loud as those men, not to each other but into their
phones. Eavesdropping, if you can even use the term, has become obligatory.
As a kid, especially
being an only child, I loved to eavesdrop. I recall clearly one conversation on
a bus. The young couple in the seat in front of me had a very emotional, if
whispered, argument over whose fault it was that the girl was pregnant. I got
quite an education. The last time I rode a bus, which actually was to get to
Cheesman Park for the start of this year’s Pride Parade, a young guy yelled
abuse into his iPhone the entire trip. Apparently, his girlfriend was pregnant,
and, very apparently, he was displeased. He repeatedly called her a ‘fucking
stupid bitch’, occasionally switching to ‘stupid fucking bitch’, which seemed
to exhaust his vocabulary. I really didn’t want to hear it. I hurriedly shoved
in my earbuds and turned on my iPod. Definitely we are in the
anti-eavesdropping era.
I was first taught to
eavesdrop by my parents. They listened constantly to Mother Nature, who never
stops talking. Through them, I learned to relish birdsong, which of course is
eavesdropping. They aren’t singing to me – they sing to each other, or perhaps to
themselves simply for the glory of the welcome light of morning. Mum and Dad
taught me to listen to the whispers of the wind in the trees, or the howling of
it against the window panes, and to know what it meant for tomorrow’s weather.
From my aunt, and later from a wonderful teacher in high school, I learned to
listen to the whispers of the rocks. They also never stop talking, but oh so
quietly. If you can manage to hear them, they tell the amazing history of our
planet, and they tattle-tale on Mother Nature herself. They give away her age.
As far as our planet is concerned, at least, she is middle-aged; half way
between birth and her life-expectancy of nine billion years. The rocks tell us
that dinosaurs once roamed right here, where we sit this Monday afternoon. (Not
exactly here, on the second floor, but you get my drift!)
But there’s something up
with old Ma Nature. She’s not as quiet as she used to be. Her whispers became
louder. Over the more recent decades she has begun not only to talk out loud but
even to shout. She knows something. She wants us to know. But we don’t listen.
We are well into the
anti-eavesdropping era.
We really don’t want to
hear it.
We put on our headphones
and turn up the music.
Mother Nature is
desperate. We must hear her. She will be OK, as will the planet, at
least for another five billion or so years, but we must save ourselves.
She tosses tumultuous tornado swarms at us to wake us up, and hurls humongous
hurricanes to get our attention. We ignore her. In 2003 as many as 70,000
deaths in Europe were attributed to record heat. In June last year London hit
it’s highest temperature on record, at 103. TV shots showed train tracks
buckling in the heat. But this July as I tried to watch the tennis at
Wimbledon, (I say ‘tried’ because it was rained out day after day) London was
treated to the wettest month on record. Last year’s heat waves in India,
Pakistan, and parts of South America broke all records. Australia has had to
add new colors to weather maps to accommodate temperatures never experienced
before. Climate craziness.
2015 also brought heat
records to Alaska and parts of the American southwest. Meanwhile we recently
had record rainfall in China, and across this country from Texas to Washington
D.C.
And still we hear nothing.
Mother Nature might as
well be silent for all the attention we pay.
Flames roar from the
forests on every continent. Even as I write this, sitting on the patio, I smell
in the air the smoke from the Boulder County fire. Another fire blazes on
Hayden Pass, Colorado, which they do not expect to contain before October.
Mother nature absolutely
screams.
Still we do nothing.
A few years ago,
residents of several Polynesian nations banded together in a desperate attempt
to get the world to care about their islands, which were, and of course still
are, disappearing into the Pacific. In their traditional hand-hewn wooden
boats, they temporarily were able to block the mouth of the Australian harbor
from which a huge coal-ship was ready to leave. The coal was destined for the
huge hungry mouths of the Chinese coal-fired energy plants, whose energy goes
to fill the huge hungry mouths of the endless factories producing goods for the
endless huge hungry mouths  of the world’s
insatiable consumer appetites. Don’t blame Australia. Don’t blame China.
There’s plenty of guilt to go round. We are all guilty. I still drive my car,
and occasionally I fly on a plane which is exponentially worse for the
environment. Those south-sea islanders get it. It’s in your face down there;
quite literally. When that beautiful blue ocean which once lapped at your feet,
starts to slap you in the face, you get it.
Hopeful-sounding treaties
are signed every now and then, after endless wrangling, but always making
agreements for future goals, not demanding big decisive action now. It
all smacks, to me, of the alcoholic who intends to quit drinking once he’s
finished this last bottle of whisky. No! He has to quit now. Poor out
the rest. We are all addicts, hooked on our lifestyles and standards of living.
We need to quit now, not when we’ve smoked that last carton of
cigarettes. If we don’t start hearing Mother Nature’s cries right now,
it will be too late.
What if that man on the
bus was not shouting abuse at his girlfriend, but yelling to me; to all the
passengers? ‘Fire! Fire! The bus is on fire. Get out now. Fire! Fire!’
I ignore him. I do
nothing. All the people on the bus do nothing.
I don my noise-canceling
headphones, turn up the music and go into anti-eavesdropping mode, breathing in
the billowing smoke.
We would all say, that is
just insane, suicidal, behavior.
Wouldn’t we?
© July 2016 
About
the Author
 
I was born and
raised in England. After graduation from college there, I moved to the U.S.
and, having discovered Colorado, never left. I have lived in the Denver-Boulder
area since 1965, working for 30-years at IBM. I married, raised four
stepchildren, then got divorced after finally, in my forties, accepting myself
as a lesbian. I have been with my wonderful partner Betsy for thirty-years.
We have been married since 2013.

Slippery Sexualities, by Will Stanton

When it comes to sexuality, both Mother Nature and
many humans have a peculiar way of dealing with it.  Starting with non-human animals, there are
several creatures that display surprising characteristics.
For example, male mourning-cuttlefish actually display
male or female physical characteristics depending upon which cuttlefish are
beside them.  Males can appear to be male
on one side and female on the other when next to another male.  The other male thinks he’s seeing two females
but no rival male.  Clown anemonefish all
start out life as male.  If the female
dies, the dominant male can change sex and become female.  Another male will become the dominant
male.  Parrotfish start out as male or
female but have sex organs of both sexes. 
They are protogynous hermaphrodites, meaning they can change from female
to male.
Human beings’ screwing with the environment is causing
some unexpected and potentially serious problems among the animal kingdom.  A common pesticide called atrazine has been
found to induce sexual changes in frogs. The pesticide affects the frogs’
production of estrogen, transforming males into successfully reproductive
females. Scientists are working to find exactly how atrazine causes this change,
since it could become an issue with other animals as well.  Maybe that accounts for, when I am attending
adult swim, my seeing so many man-boobs.
Complete hermaphroditic humans are very rare, although
perhaps one baby in 2000 is born with some degree of intersex
characteristics.  Sometimes the organs of
one gender are visible on the outside of the body, whereas the opposite gender
organs are inside.  Some medical
researchers believe that the famous Joan of Arc was, in fact, an intersex male.
By now, most people are fairly familiar with gender
reassignment for those individuals whose psychological and emotional nature are
at odds with their physical forms. 
Currently, a surprising number of people choose surgery to approximate
the opposite gender.
What is hard to explain, however, is that there are a
small number of males, including here in America, who have a psycho-sexual
compulsion to have themselves castrated. 
If any behavior can fit into the category of “slippery sexuality,” I
think this might be.
Of course, that is the perfect segue to the
Far-Eastern tradition of Hijra, sometimes known as “the third sex,” and
otherwise recognized as eunuchs.  India,
with its ancient culture and religions, is so complex that one would have to be
a scholar to even begin to understand that part of the world.  In India, the hermaphrodite, the homosexual,
and the transvestite have a symbolic value and are considered privileged
beings.  Ample examples of this are found
in Indian religion, mythology, and folklore, which are replete with traditional
religious narratives such as in the Mahabharata, and the Vedas in the Puranas.
For example, Ardhanarishvara, “The Lord whose half
is a woman,” is said to have been created by the merging of the god Shiva
and his consort Parvati.  This form of Shiva is said to
represent the “totality that lies beyond duality.”  A similar merger occurs between the
beauty-and-prosperity goddess Lakshmi and her husband Vishnu,
forming the hermaphrotitic or androgynous Lakshmi-Narayana.
Consequently, and for hundreds of years, literally
millions of young boys and men have chosen to totally emasculate themselves in
rather lengthy, traditional ceremonies in order to dress and to live as the
opposite gender – – an extremely bizarre phenomenon to us here in the West but
quite common in India, Pakistan, Thailand, and, to some extent, Singapore.

Real Hijra
Hijra Illustration
Mid-Eastern cultures have had similar polysexual
myths.  And of course, Greek culture
includes the god Hermaphroditus.  Actual
intersex individuals were considered to be special.
Hermaphroditus
Mr. Horsley’s first girlfriend.
Apparently, sexual
compulsion is so irresistible in some people that they sometimes engage in
peculiar sexual aberrations that might be described as “slippery
sexuality.”    Bestiality, having sex
with animals, is one example.  I spoke
once about Republican Congressman Neal Horsley. 
He is the man who, among other things, called for the arrest and imprisonment
of all homosexuals.  I assume that he
felt that sex among same-gender persons is disgusting.  He admitted, however, in an interview with
Alan Colmes on the Fox News Radio, to having engaged in sex with a mule.  He tried to excuse his behavior by stating,
“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”  In an attempt to prove to his constituents,
however, that he really is a decent man, he quickly went on to say that Jesus
had forgiven him and cleansed him of his “sin.”   How convenient.
Then there was
that young Georgia redneck who became
so drunk one night that he pulled his car
over at a pumpkin patch and was arrested
for copulating with a pumpkin.  That sounds pretty slippery.  He was taken to court, but most of the charges were
dropped because the judge and whole
courtroom broke out laughing when the
arresting officer related the incident.  She testified that she had approached the defendant
and asked, “What are you
doing with that pumpkin?” whereupon he
responded, “Oh shit!  Is it midnight already?”  This story was not made up.  It actually happened!
Well, I’ve arrived at this point only to realize that I
have barely begun to mention human urges that may be regarded by some as
“slippery sexualities,” such as sadomasochism, bondage, necrophilia, compulsive
onanism, hebephelia, ephebephilia, and even the opposite of the desire to have
sex, genophobia, the fear of having sexual relations.  Maybe I will write about these later.  As it is, I already am becoming confused by
all of this.
© 9 January 2016 
About the Author 
I have had a life-long fascination with
people and their life stories.  I also
realize that, although my own life has not brought me particular fame or
fortune, I too have had some noteworthy experiences and, at times, unusual
ones.  Since I joined this Story Time
group, I have derived pleasure and satisfaction participating in the group.  I do put some thought and effort into my
stories, and I hope that you find them interesting.