A Flaneur in Wal-Mart by Cecil Bethea

A flaneur is usually a man of leisure and impeccable tailoring who strolls along the boulevards of Paris eyeing the grande monde passing. Depending upon the era these gilded gods might be the Princesse Bonapart, the Duchess de Uzzes, or one of the extravagantly courtesans in outrageously expensive equipages with a coachman and footman… Later Hemingway studiously ignoring Gertrude Stein at the Des Magots, or Townsend talking to James Joyce at Le Dome. Those days and idols are all dead, dead, dead.

In Denver what is a body to do especially when the closest to Paris he has ever been is Savannah. One does what he can with what he has. Wal-Mart is an accursed name amongst part of the population but not with me. Being a Southerner and having no sentimental illusions about general stores with their omnivorous mom and pop owners who charged share croppers one percent per month on high priced goods. Sam Walton broke their oligopoly with the world becoming if not a better place at least a cheaper one.

Broadway and Wadsworth are not the Rue Rivoli nor the Champs Elysee, but they supply a suitable address for a Wal-Mart with large parking lot. I had to park away over to one side. Although we think of its customer as being from the lower economic tiers, their cars belie such a belief. I do not remember seeing any vehicle older than five years. Maybe they were the object of much attention.

At the door checking whether patrons were bringing in goods, was an affable woman with salt and pepper hair probably in her fifties maybe even sixty. I asked her how many hours she worked. Being a full timer. She works eight hours a day.

This store has a high percentage of Hispanic customers at a minimum of 75%. Of course signs are in both Spanish and English. Near the door was a stand of cook books with four being in Spanish. Many Spanish DVD s and movies were for sale. In the book section were some books in Spanish by Joe Steen. I believe him to be pastor of a mega-church somewhere and author of inspirational books.

I encountered one Black African family in the produce department. A new product had struck my fancy – chopped onions at twenty cents per ounce. The mother of the family was talking on her cell phone in a language beyond my ken: certainly they were not from Europe.

Two stereotypical Muslim families were filling carts. One was acting strangely; not enough to interest Homeland Security but strangely nevertheless. With a digital camera, they were taking family photographs in the Christmas tree section. They must be Sunnis. No matter, I can’t imagine taking a camera to Wal-Mart to take pictures as though they were at Grand Canon or Central City .


Just inside the door was a MacDonald’s. Time was Wal-Mart operated their own eatery but not enthusiasitic.

The management certainly does believe in wide aisles. Because the date was a week before Halloween, costumes were on display in this aisle and were receiving much attention from families with children.

Being be able to judge men’s clothing than women’s, I went to men where I noticed that the shirts were drab which would mean that they would never be bought by an impulse buyer only by someone interested in covering his nakedness. No bright colors. Wanting to see how the women s clothing compared I moved into that section. Again dull colors. The T-shirts are red, yellow, and so on, but they are tired colors. About the brightest colors were a weak pink a purple that looks like the stain a grape soda leaves upon a white table cloth. Is this what the customer wants or what he can afford. No doubt part of the cost of high goods is in the dyeing.

Wandering around the store for nigh on two hours. I noticed several things about the customers. A number of fathers had taken their sons under ten to the store. Several were buying Halloween costumes. Others were making purchases of a more general nature. I wondered where moma was. First, I thought they might be giving here an hour or two of respite from hearing that dreaded call of Moma. On the other hand, perhaps the parents are divorced; and this is dad s week-end with his boys. Surely a sociologist could make a study of this phenomenons. Wal-Mart would be a likely sponsor. The other question was about married couples shopping together; who pushes the cart? Sometimes the man would push the cart to give the woman greater freedom and efficiency in pulling goods from the shelf. When the woman pushed the cart, the man seemed to be along for a stroll. I wondered who whipped out a credit card to pay. Is there a correlation between who pushes and who pays.

One seldom mentioned evil of growing old is remembering what things used to cost. This journey to Wal-Mart was an epiphany to me. Artificial Christmas trees may be bought for prices up to $228. Barbie sets cost $24.88. Halloween costumes are $17.88. A battery controlled dragon is $129.00. These prices all seem outrageous, but I must remember that inflation marches on.

Creative Writing 2154 © October 27th

About the Author

Although I have done other things, my fame now rests upon the durability of my partnership with Carl Shepherd; we have been together for forty-two years and nine months as of today, August 18the, 2012.

Although I was born in Macon, Georgia in 1928, I was raised in Birmingham during the Great Depression. No doubt I still carry invisible scars caused by that era. No matter we survived. I am talking about my sister, brother, and I. There are two things that set me apart from people. From about the third grade I was a voracious reader of books on almost any subject. Had I concentrated, I would have been an authority by now; but I didn’t with no regrets.

After the University of Alabama and the Air Force, I came to Denver. Here I met Carl, who picked me up in Mary’s Bar. Through our early life we traveled extensively in the mountain West. Carl is from Helena, Montana, and is a Blackfoot Indian. Our being from nearly opposite ends of the country made “going to see the folks” a broadening experience. We went so many times that we finally had “must see” places on each route like the Quilt Museum in Paducah, Kentucky and the polo games in Sheridan, Wyoming. Now those happy travels are only memories.

I was amongst the first members of the memoir writing class. While it doesn’t offer criticism, it does offer feedback. Also just trying to improve your writing helps no end.

Carl is now in a nursing home, I don’t drive any more. We totter on.

Shopping, by Phillip Hoyle

We’d been out dancing together earlier in the week—Ronnie, my wife, and I–and were planning another outing. I liked Ronnie, thought he was really funny and cute in his own peculiar way. He was clever with language and image, always laughing, a serious two-stepper in his western boots twirling my wife this way and that with an ease I could never quite master. We’d go dancing, and she’d keep us both busy so teetotaler she would never have to stop and consider that she was dancing in a country western bar. That afternoon, while sitting in a booth with several employees at the Marie Calendar’s restaurant where Ronnie and my wife worked, I heard him say he liked to shop.

I phoned him to ask, “Were you kidding about liking to shop?”

“No.”

“Do you like to shop for clothes?”

“My favorite.”

“I need you this Wednesday or the next because I have several hundred dollars a friend sent me to buy clothes to wear at my daughter’s high school graduation. He doesn’t want me to embarrass her. I need to spend the money in one afternoon because shopping depresses me.” Ronnie agreed to take me shopping. We met at the apartment and went to a variety of stores.

He asked, “What’s your favorite color?”

“Grey.”

“No, no. We can’t have you in grey. Grey will just wash out on you,” he declared as he whipped down rack after rack of shirts. “Go to the dressing room and start trying on these,” he instructed as he handed me several shirts. So away I went, and down more aisles of TJMax he flew. Several more shirts in bright colors: turquoise, purple, and red were shoved through the door. I tried them on one after another. They all fit and to me looked really good. Then in came pants for me to try. Only one pair didn’t fit. It must have been mis-sized.

Usually I would go shopping alone and get discouraged after two or three tries, feel depressed, and take home clothes that didn’t really fit. This time Ronnie dressed me; everything fit. We went to Burlington Coat Factory where we decided on a silk sports jacket to go with the shirts and pants. I told him I wanted a belt I had seen at the Pendleton store in Old Town. We drove down there only to discover they didn’t have it in my size.

While there Ronnie tried on some western hats at my encouragement. He looked lovely; well I mean handsome; well actually sexy. I told him I’d buy him one that fit perfectly. He refused. I told him it wasn’t my money anyway, but he said, “No.” Around that time I wondered just what I was shopping for. We went back to the northeast heights to Ross’ and found a satisfactory belt. Then we looked at swim wear for the coming summer, and he let me buy him trunks and a t-shirt.

I went to the Missouri graduation outfitted in colors. I still enjoy looking at photos of me in my turquoise shirt playing with my grandson Kenneth. We had such fun. I was happy to get back to Albuquerque to see Ronnie and tell him stories of the success of my clothes. That’s when I clarified another level of my shopping, one that never made me depressed. So Ronnie and I started going out alone at times when my wife was working. We went to play pool even though neither one of us was any good at it. We’d go to those over-lighted straight places and share a pitcher of beer and play with lots of noise making: groans, cheers, and laughter. I suspect people thought we were a couple of irritating queers who insisted on being seen together in public. Finally one night when we were driving north on Wyoming Boulevard I rested my hand on Ronnie’s belly. Soon after that night we started playing sex games together.

I still don’t like shopping and every time I think about having to go buy some piece of clothing I think of Ronnie and our Wednesday shopping spree. I learned about color. I learned not to care about the money I was spending since it was marked for that purpose. I was happy to share the experience with a gay guy who loved to shop. I still don’t like to shop except for art supplies, but I do so when necessary. I miss my fashion consultant and all the things we did together back in those days.

We had fun, Ronnie, Myrna, and I. I had fun with Myrna. I had fun with Ronnie. I loved having a male lover, one close to home whom I could see more than two or three times a year, maybe even two or three times a week. I loved having a male lover who wanted to have sex with me often, and who liked the ways we played off each other. I liked being desired. I liked desiring this very funny man.

Such memories of shopping!

© Denver, 2014

About the Author

Phillip Hoyle lives in Denver and spends his time writing, painting, and socializing. In general he keeps busy with groups of writers and artists. Following thirty-two years in church work and fifteen in a therapeutic massage practice, he now focuses on creating beauty. He volunteers at The Center leading the SAGE program “Telling Your Story.”

He also blogs at artandmorebyphilhoyle.blogspot.com

Shopping by Will Stanton

I do not shop much.  At my age, I do not need or crave many
things.  I buy groceries and a few things
to keep my home going.  Being a guy, I do
not shop just for something to do or to be entertained.  I recall overhearing a young woman, loaded
down with Neiman Marcus shopping bags, saying over a cellphone to a friend, “I
could just shop until I drop!”  That is a
concept that just does not make sense to me and, frankly, I find rather
repelling.
In addition to my not being
interested in clothing fashions, I have to watch my pennies and not
overspend.  I wear the same old clothes
over and over again, just keeping them clean and relatively presentable.  Even though I can’t get into my fine suits
anymore, I don’t bother to replace them. 
I kept a favorite recliner-chair until it was about ready to
collapse.  Apparently, this, too, is a
“guy thing;”  I’ve seen cartoons about
old farts not giving up their favorite, broken-down recliners until someone
else intercedes.  Fortunately, that happened
with me, too; and I’m very appreciative. 
I’ll keep this one until doomsday.
The last car I bought was in
1973 (that should tell everyone something about my age.)  The car I drive most often is my inherited,
third-hand, twenty-year-old Camry.  Being
a guy and if I had the cash, I could see myself being tempted by a fancy, new
car, especially if I went to car shows; but I certainly don’t need one.  Having something as nice as, let’s say, a
Maserati is just too impractical, too expensive to own and maintain, and
subject to damage or theft.  Owning it
would be just a millstone around my neck.
I have to admit that, my
growing up in America, I have been exposed to a highly materialistic
society.  Even though my family had
little money, there were things that we craved. 
This was not helped by the fact that, being very naïve and easily
influenced when young, I had a wealthier and very materialistic friend who
actually persuaded me to develop interests and hobbies that cost money and
saddled me with possessions.  I now wish
I had not met him.
There was one category of
purchases that probably became an irrational compulsion for me.  I have an irresistible passion for good
music; and when I was younger, I had this unrealistic need to supposedly “make
permanent” such beauty by purchasing recordings.  I just had to hear that music and hear it
again.  It started with LPs.  I still have four feet of LPs that are in
pristine condition.  Then there was that
wealthy friend who too easily convinced me that the  fine music on LPs would deteriorate from dust
and scratches and that I should transfer my favorite music to reel-to-reel
tapes.  In addition to my own LPs, I had
access to a large quantity of new LPs from a library and figured that
additional fact was enough to convince me 
to follow his advice, not knowing the cost and effort that would end up
being.  In addition to the reel-to-reel
machines, I have stored around three hundred tapes.  I never play them because neither the Sony
that I had bought nor the Akai that was given to me work anymore.  
There was a time years ago
when I (and I really should say we, because that would include my late partner)
bought things that made more sense.  It
started with acquiring a house with a thirty-year loan.  Then there was furniture and some home
furnishings.  Over time, we made a very
pleasant home for ourselves.  He has been
gone for over seventeen years now, so I no longer feel that urge to acquire
things for the home.
Now at my age, my sense of
values has become clearer.  Rather than
having lots of things, I value foremost good health, wellbeing, loved-ones,
good friends, and (because this still is my personal nature) access to beauty.
We humans are easily
desirous of things that we think that we would like to have, or think that we
absolutely must have.  Yet, too many
things end up “owning us,” rather than we owning them.  As the philosopher Bertrand Russell said, “It
is the preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else that prevents us
from living freely and nobly.”
Now that I am older and have
narrowed my interests, I am burdened with what to do with many items.  If I had to move now, I would have to try to
sell all the things I don’t need, give them away, or lug those things with
me.  They have some financial value, but
determining those values and going through the long, arduous task of trying to
sell them, overwhelms me.  The prominent
social thinker John Ruskin once stated, “Every increased possession loads us
with new weariness.”
I have fantasized that, provided
I were financially secure and had a place to go, I’d move, taking only about
ten percent of my possessions with me. 
I’d leave the other ninety percent behind either for somebody to sell or
to give away.  Then I’d be free of all
those things bought during numerous shopping trips.  They no longer would own me.
© 22 April 2014 
About the Author  
 I have had a life-long fascination with people
and their life stories.  I also realize
that, although my own life has not brought me particular fame or fortune, I too
have had some noteworthy experiences and, at times, unusual ones.  Since I joined this Story Time group, I have
derived pleasure and satisfaction participating in the group.  I do put some thought and effort into my
stories, and I hope that you find them interesting.

Shopping and Drinking by Pat Gourley

If by drinking we were referring to alcohol with this topic selection I was never much of an over-the-top imbiber despite my Irish heritage but I did enjoy a frequent vodka tonic and often found the buzz very enjoyable. It also made the company of some others in my social life much more tolerable when alcohol was part of the mix. Oh and of course would gay bar cruising have been at all feasible or at least remotely enjoyable without a few drinks under one’s belt?

Not being particularly adept at the art of semi-inebriated cruising is the reason I suppose I was attracted to the bathes. Though I would certainly on occasion go to the tubs having partaken of some hallucinogen or the other in the 1970’s my preference was to be totally sober. A state I found much more facilitating for lining up a good fuck or two.

I haven’t had a drop of alcohol in the past five or so years related to my pancreatic issues. These problems seemed to have started with several renegade gallstones that found their way into my main pancreatic duct. If you have never experienced it pancreatitis is something to be avoided at all costs. I have a niece who has experienced both several natural childbirths and bouts of pancreatitis and she is adamant that she would always take the childbirth over the pancreatitis if given the choice.

Having my gallbladder removed seemed to only partially address the issue, so blame stared to fall on the years of HIV meds I have been on. The choice there is pretty clear – learn to live with and adjust the meds or slowly cash it in. Since alcohol is the greatest of all pancreatic irritants that seemed a small sacrifice to make.

Two things about my lack of alcohol consumption though have surprised me. The first is how little I seem to miss it especially the further in the past it is. The second is I have come to realize how very little sense others are making after a few drinks. When I am around friends and they are drinking, and I am not, the whole scene often becomes nearly unbearable after a few hours. Were the conversations when I was drinking as boring and banal as these discussions now seem to be by about 9 PM and a couple bottles of wine later? What is pronounced with great gusto as profound after having had a couple drinks really isn’t as erudite as it might seem sober!

When it comes to shopping this falls into the category of “didn’t get that gay gene either” for me, sort of like Opera I guess. When I think of shopping I know that can apply to all sorts of stuff but clothes come to mind. I have never been much of a clothes’ horse as any one who knows me can attest and in part I blame the fact that I am really quite colorblind. Oh and I am quite a lazy fuck really and spending time searching for clothing that matches and in fashion falls into the category of watching paint dry.

These days comfort takes preference always and that means loose fitting shirts and pants with an elastic waistband. I haven’t worn a belt in years. My work life can happen in scrubs, the greatest medical invention of all time. I really only wear scrub pants everywhere, that is except when sleeping. I have slept nude since college. I learned the freedom and joy of nude sleeping from a straight college roommate my first year in the dorms when he would most mornings wake up having kicked off his covers and sporting a delightfully erect penis – good morning indeed.

Again thanks to years of HIV meds and the resulting metabolic syndrome I have an inordinate amount of belly fat. Before you say just put down the Ben and Jerry’s I would gladly point out my skinny face, extremities and less than bubbly butt. I am not really overweight at all it is just a distribution nightmare.

In an attempt to try and further weave in the element of impermanence to this piece I am going to delve into what was truly an existential crisis I had last week after reading a piece on global warming a Buddhist writer named Zhiwa Woodbury had posted on a great site called ECOBUDDHISM : http://www.ecobuddhism.org
Despite the snow in Denver in the middle of May, not a particularly unusual occurrence actually, a long list of really unassailable facts presented by Woodbury results in his final conclusion, which is that “the great anthropocentric dying is upon us – and our condition is terminal.”

After reading his piece I was nearly overcome with a sense of hopelessness. A very unusual feeling for me since I have been at least partially successful at incorporating that whole Buddhist theme that we really need to focus on the moment and that pondering the future or even sillier the past is really just a recipe for suffering.

I have for quite sometime believed that the human race is going to be a short lived evolutionary digression but that Gaia, life in some form, would persist until perhaps the sun burns itself out in a few more billion years. Part of what bummed me out so about the ECOBUDDHISM piece was his strong case for the whole show unraveling in just a few short decades perhaps while I am still alive. Again, still a strange reaction on my part especially in light of the fact that I have lived with HIV for more than 30 years now and much of the past 25 year spent working in an AIDS clinic. I have looked death in the face more times than I have cared to and somehow managed to keep my head above water throughout it all. I need to explore and write on this further so you can expect more tortured and twisted topic manipulation on my part as a form of psychotherapy at Story Telling.

I guess I just find it incredibly sad that this beautiful planet and our incredibly unlikely existence on it are so being disrespected. Perhaps that is the inescapable nature of being human at this stage of our evolution: if we only had a few more millennia to get our act together. There is plenty of blame to go around and I’ll accept my share. My personal, really rather pathetic response to the impending sixth great extinction seems to be turning down the thermostat, driving a fuel efficient car, walking whenever I can, recycling, oh, and of course less shopping.

May, 2014

About the Author

I was born in La Porte,
Indiana in 1949, raised on a farm and schooled by Holy Cross nuns. The bulk of
my adult life, some 40 plus years, was spent in Denver, Colorado as a nurse,
gardener and gay/AIDS activist. I have currently returned to Denver after an
extended sabbatical in San Francisco, California.

Going Shopping by Nicholas

I don’t like shopping. I’m a buyer, not a shopper. When I venture into the world of retail, it is for something specific that I need—socks, underwear, a new shirt or slacks, groceries or some such stuff. The basics of life. I don’t see shopping as entertainment; it’s more like a chore, an odious chore, at that. If I can’t help it, I will go to the store. Shopping is boring and other shoppers are a nuisance merely blocking me from achieving my goal.

Usually I do have a purpose, a mission. I make a shopping list. I know where I need to go and what I need to get. Far from meandering aimlessly and gazing at a bewildering array of products and stuff, shopping is one of the most directed activities I engage in. Whatever I don’t want is merely a distraction and I will not be distracted.

But then, there are those moments. Of course, it does happen, though very rarely, that my tight little system breaks down and I do go shopping. I mean just plain old aimless shopping. I resort to indulging in retail therapy. It can be fun to buy new things. Maybe once a year on a spring afternoon, I will head for the shops or even the mall and just browse around looking at all the incredible things I could have. I might even buy some gadget that strikes my whimsy or perhaps stumble across something that I really could use and have wanted something like it for ages. Some trinket, some teensy little fashion statement like a shirt of a new color. Just slap the racks. Sometimes it’s fun to wallow in the midst of all the over-consumption possibilities of this American culture. I go from boredom to over stimulation and back to boredom in minutes.

I have my weaknesses, however. I can at times go shopping, I mean, really just shopping, not aiming for anything in particular, just handling the merchandise. Bookstores, for example, are for me like candy stores. I can’t walk into a bookstore without buying something before I walk out. Browsing always leads me to some title that looks really interesting, something I must read and will read—someday. Maybe I’m hoping for immortality. As long as I keep adding to the unread books on my shelf, I won’t die and it’ll be a damn long time before I get to reading all of them.

This used to be true for music back in the day when there were record and CD stores. I could always find something. I miss those stores and I fear the day when the dwindling Tattered Cover will shut its doors. I don’t know what I will do then. Give up candy?

Well, then there’s my second weakness. If I won’t be able to put anything into my mind, I will, I hope, be able to put stuff in my mouth. I mean food and wine. The other afternoon, I spent a delightful time pouring over the wine racks at Marczyk’s to select wine from Argentina, France, California and Spain. Another favorite is the Savory Spice Shop where I love to walk into and just breathe in all the aromas. And Saturday mornings in the summer will always find me wandering through the farmers market gawking at all the good food to bring home and cook up and eat. I usually buy too much but not half of what I’d like to buy.

So, I do like to go shopping after all—but I rarely admit it.
© Denver, 2014

About the Author

Nicholas grew up in Cleveland, then grew up in San Francisco, and is now growing up in Denver. He retired from work with non-profits in 2009 and now bicycles, gardens, cooks, does yoga, writes stories, and loves to go out for coffee.